Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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