I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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