question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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