I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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