he told me I talked like a deaf person
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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