Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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