they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
operation harelip BJ is a go
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
