you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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