Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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