Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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