dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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