Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
How does one acquire holy water?
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