just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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