8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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