i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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