We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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