At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My ass is underappreciated
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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