I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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