Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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