We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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