Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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