they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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