i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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