What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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