Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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