Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
