I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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