I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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