I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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