she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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