She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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