Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
the liver wants what the liver wants
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize