Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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