So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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