My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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