He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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