How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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