At least make sure they are 18
Why
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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