I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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