It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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