Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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