i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
how does that bad decision feel?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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