sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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