She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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