He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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