do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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