my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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