sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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