You're completely useless in the revolution.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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