is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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