Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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