you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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