I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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