How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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