R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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