I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
please don't ironically join a cult
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